Where the bloody hell are you?

Finally the tourism board has a message to the Brits that I have been saying for the past few years. I have been over there 3 times in the last 5 years, and not ONE relative or friend has come here.
No excuse! It's a LOT cheaper to come here than us go over there. Hold off on a few European holidays to Spain or Italy and save up for a big one here, it will not disappoint.

Well done to the tourism board for very cleverly getting a huge amount of publicity for free by being "controversial" in a non-offending way.

So WHERE THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU?